Ohmigosh! She needs light-up shoes!
( Lyric whilst watching Annie run from the policeman on Annie. )
Lyric: “YOU HAVE BOOBIES!”
Me: ….yep.
After Lyric already had 3 Hershey's Kisses (Mint-Chocolate)

Lyric,
I usually just post funny things you say here, but I wanted to write you a little note today.
Your birthday will be here soon, my little goblin. Can you believe that you will be THREE this Halloween? I can’t, but wow have you grown over the past year! Not only are you taller, have WAY more hair, but you’re super smart, funny, and the sweetest, most loving girl I know. You have the best imagination; I absolutely love how your mind works. Never grow up, ok? What I really mean is… that really is a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant. Not a hat.
Anyway, today you said multiple hilarious things, but probably the funniest is when I was at school, Alyssa was watching you. She sent me the following text:
I had to put my contacts in and Lyric followed me. She had me explain what they were and then sat and watched me put them in. After a second, she started laughing and said ”That’s very weird!”
We have an emergency
Beards
Pirate Shoes
The Moon
“A full moon is like a tortilla and a half moon is like a crescent.”— Scarlet
Lyric used to tell me that her bite size tortilla chips were “moons”. :) However, if a chip is broken, it somehow becomes a random sea creature - usually a “horse-fish” I love how wonderful a child’s imagination is and the connections they are able to make between various things. I wish I could find a way to bottle that up for her so that she’d never lose it as she grows up.