Ice Skating w/ the Chirpa, the dog.

Me:
We should go ice skating. Do you want to go ice skating, Jesse?
Lyric:
I DO!!!!!!
Me:
Ok!
Lyric:
And Chirpa too!
Me:
You think Chirpa wants to go too?
Lyric:
Yes, I will hold his hand.

Ohmigosh! She needs light-up shoes!

( Lyric whilst watching Annie run from the policeman on Annie.  )

Lyric: “YOU HAVE BOOBIES!”
Me: ….yep.

( Lyric - At Kroger.  )
Me:
Lyric, you are so stinking cute!
Lyric:
I'm not stinky! *giggle*

After Lyric already had 3 Hershey's Kisses (Mint-Chocolate)

Lyric:
Hey, can I have some more choc-O-lat?
Me:
No, I said no more, baby
Lyric:
But.. we still have some? I see it.
Me:
I know but we have to save some for tomorrow
Lyric:
*gets her step-stool*
Me:
Hey - What do you think you're doing?
Lyric:
What? I just wanted some more Choc-O-lat
Me:
But I said no
Lyric:
You're going to hurt my feelings or something. You're gonna make me mad.
Me:
*laughs* *walks back to room*
Lyric:
*walks back to the room about 2 minutes later... WITH 3 HERSHEY'S KISSES* See...there's really some more... Choc-lat!
....5 minutes and more hershey's kisses retrievals later....
Me:
*chases her in the kitchen*
Lyric:
*laughing the whole time*
Me:
Okay! I said.."No More!" *puts bowl where she can't get it*
Lyric:
okay... ANGELICA! (from rugrats)
WHAT? hahaha



Lyric,

I usually just post funny things you say here, but I wanted to write you a little note today.

Your birthday will be here soon, my little goblin. Can you believe that you will be THREE this Halloween? I can’t, but wow have you grown over the past year! Not only are you taller, have WAY more hair, but you’re super smart, funny, and the sweetest, most loving girl I know. You have the best imagination; I absolutely love how your mind works. Never grow up, ok? What I really mean is… that really is a boa constrictor that swallowed an elephant. Not a hat.

Anyway, today you said multiple hilarious things, but probably the funniest is when I was at school, Alyssa was watching you. She sent me the following text:



I had to put my contacts in and Lyric followed me. She had me explain what they were and then sat and watched me put them in. After a second, she started laughing and said ”That’s very weird!”


We have an emergency

‎Lyric:
I have an emergency!
Me:
You have an emergency?
Lyric:
Yes! AN EMERGENCY!
Me:
What is it?
Lyric:
I can't find my brush!

Beards

Lyric:
I need a beard.
Me:
you do? I don't think so, silly.
Lyric:
I need a daddy beard.......please?
Me:
nah
Lyric:
yes!
Me:
nope
Lyric:
but I need one.........
:
::::minutes later::::::::
Me:
tell daddy what you want
Lyric:
a beard
Jesse:
little girls don't have beards!
Lyric:
uh huh. I have one.
Me:
O_o
All of us:
Hahaha

Pirate Shoes

Lyric:
Will you wear your pirate shoes today?
Me:
You like these shoes, huh?
Lyric:
They are...soooooo...awwwesommme

The Moon

dearscarlet:

“A full moon is like a tortilla and a half moon is like a crescent.”

— Scarlet

Lyric used to tell me that her bite size tortilla chips were “moons”. :) However, if a chip is broken, it somehow becomes a random sea creature - usually a “horse-fish”  I love how wonderful a child’s imagination is and the connections they are able to make between various things. I wish I could find a way to bottle that up for her so that she’d never lose it as she grows up.